June 2010
34 posts
Oh God, The Blood
Oh God, the blood. It’s everywhere! So much blood. Cant clean it all up. Someone’s coming. They know. They dont see the blood yet but they know. Can’t panic. The blood, it is spreading. Oh no, I’ve done it again. Cant keep solving my problems this way. Soon it will be my blood. I cannot escape this destiny. The blood is almost visible again, it seems this sloped...
Night Zero
Got my picture taken with Night Zero girls. I got to hold a shotgun. Am now conisdering always carrying a shotgun.
sunday
Sunday. The constant, soft drizzle of rain outside reflects the somber mood here at Crypticon. People are tired. Two straight days of zombies, killers and guts can do that to you. But Crypticon waits for no man and while it may be winding down it is not over yet.
A man across from me with literally red eyes nurses his Venom brand energy drink. A brave knight travels to and fro in the hotel...
JUNKBUCKET
The screening begins…NOW
Angela’s wang is revealed!!!
-LLCoolRay
And the award for best worst fake mustache ever goes to…
-LLCoolRay
“And the curling iron goes into her vagina!”
– Felissa Rose- Sleepaway Camp Panel
Felissa just introduced us to her “little man”, Thomas (her new son)!! She “hopes that he will never be teased because his mom has a dick”.
-LLCoolRay
“I think Arawak was Indian for ‘nut hugger’.”
– Steve Lange- Sleepaway Camp Panel
Just witnessed the hottest two awkward screen kisses and the biggest over reaction to a prank ever.
-LLCoolRay
According to Felissa, the flies on the fly strips were not an effect- THEY WERE REAL FLIES!!!
-LLCoolRay
“He’s a male butter face!”
– Celene on the Sleepaway Camp panel
Sleepaway Camp
And we’ve entered the realm of short shorts…
Sleepaway Camp
In Hoyt 2 getting ready to watch Sleepaway Camp with live commentary with Special guest Felissa Rose!!! *Spoiler Alert* (She played Angela, the girl with a penis)
“I don’t think there’s a thing where all the people from the Godfather get...”
– Andras Jones
Never Sleep Again - The interviews.
As Brook Bundy walked happily to the stage of Radio8Ball last night, joining Andras Jones and Rodney Eastman it struck me just how connecting it is to be a part of the “Nightmare on Elm Street” franchise. Three actors from the series shared the stage, while Heather Langenkamp and Amanda Wyss, clapping as hard as any of the genre fans from the rest of the hotel ballroom. While Brook asks two...
WatchThere’s a lot of scary stuff down in the vendor area - but it gets much, much better when you talk to the vendors about it!
-Jon A
Kane and the elevator - 3 Facts.
Here’s a fact about your body - A cubic cm of muscle weighs more than a cubic cm of fat. Here’s another fact: Kane Hodder is tall and RIPPED! Muscles on his muscles ripped. That rock you ask about when you ask if God can make a rock so heavy it can’t be lifted by even God? Kane could lift it.
So, when he exits an elevator, the whole thing then bobs up and down behind him...
Radio8Ball
Radio8Ball
One of tonight’s most interesting and unique events is about to begin: Radio8Ball, featuring cast members from the “Nightmare On Elm St.” series. The show was created by Andras Jones, who has a strong connection to the Nightmare series for the fans, having portrayed ill-fated ass-kicker Rick in the fourth installment, “…The Dream Masters”.
Andras sits with a row of Nightmare...
It begins....
Crypticon Live Blog – 4:50pm
Crypticon is officially open for business. The VIP hour has begun, with the vendors’ booths on display for those who spent the extra love to acquire their three day passes of privilege, and are able to escape their other obligations a little early. Fellow vendors also use this time to inspect the wares of their peers. In minutes, the general populous will join...
Tomorrow's the day!!!!
Hope I got all my ducks in a row! Can’t wait to see everybody there!
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